Album: 'cool and new volume s*x: hair transplant'
Directory: cool-and-new-volume-s-x
Date: September 23, 2016, 12:00:03
Date Added: August 18, 2023
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/album/cool-and-new-volume-s-x-hair-transplant
- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMXVVm-BDvr_mA0qhPRoet8TZmvw7asTP
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Rose
- Frogs
Referenced Artworks:
- album:homestuck-vol-6 (composition)
Track Art File Extension: png
Banner Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
- Makin (edits for wiki)
Banner Dimensions: 1100x216
Banner File Extension: jpg
Wallpaper Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
- Makin (edits for wiki)
Wallpaper Style: 'opacity: 0.55;'
Color: '#6699ff'
Groups:
- Cool and New Music Team
- Fandom
Commentary: |-
    <i>Cool and New Music Team:</i>
    the wurst volume yet....

    <i>Ngame:</i>
    ([Community listening stream w/ chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwYhJaWVePk&t=5990))<br>
    ([Community listening stream w/ chat - last couple songs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zkRy0gMKUs))
---
Track: here's an idea
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- Skyplayer
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Jaed
- Rose
- Dabe
Duration: 0:08
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/heres-an-idea
- https://youtu.be/wPwqDDXnpic
# Sampled Tracks:
# - Is Homestuck the Ulysses of the Internet? | Idea Channel | PBS Digital Studios
Lyrics: |-
    (Here's an idea, Cool and New Web Comic is Homestuck's Ulysses.)
    [unintelligible]
---
Track: DanceCantDown
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Duration: 1:04
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/dancecantdown
- https://youtu.be/DgrLYHAcGsc
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Cascantdown
Commentary: |-
  <i>Makin:</i> (team manager)
  The text says 'let's accept that lore is bullshit and move on with our lives'.
---
Track: S*x (Feat. Femorafreak)
Artists:
- Double Hats Eyewear
Cover Artists:
- Double Hats Eyewear
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Rose
Duration: 1:13
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/s-x-feat-femorafreak
- https://youtu.be/40eWm5d7-t8
Referenced Tracks:
- track:witch-doctor-bagdasarian
---
Track: Quad City Bros
Artists:
- Noisemaker
Cover Artists:
- Noisemaker
Art Tags:
- Hella Jeff
Duration: 1:30
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/quad-city-bros
- https://youtu.be/QywWu5EOe1A
Referenced Tracks:
- Space Jam
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
---
Track: Meme Voyage
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Cover Artists:
- koykoy13
Art Tags:
- Hella Jeff
Duration: 5:05
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/meme-voyage
- https://youtu.be/SFXXvJvp1vY
Referenced Tracks:
- Solar Voyage
# Sampled Tracks:
# - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Lyrics: |-
    (Kevin: The concept of memes
    was first proposed by Richard Dawkins
    in a book called The Selfish Gene

    Blade Wolf: I am a slave to my memes

    Raiden: You're right
    About me I mean
    I knew something was off

    Raiden: I thought I could walk off the MEMES
    into a normal life
    but here I am
    surrounded by MEMES
    arguing philosophy with the US

    Blade wolf: Memes I encountered in the web
    had their effects as well
    as my mind grew, the weaker memes were sifted out, and the stronger ones endured
    the resulting collection of memes
    is what you would call
    my intelligence

    Kevin: If that meme isn't the cultural norm
    then what are you working for?

    Kevin: Genes, genes, genes, genes, genes and memes

    Kevin: Genes, memes
    Genes, memes
    Genes, memes
    Genes, memes
    Genes, memes
    Genes, memes
    Genes, memes
    Genes, memes, memes
    [repeats throughout the rest of the track]

    Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes
    Raiden: Same as any of us
    Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes
    Raiden: Memes feel good
    Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes
    Raiden: They helped me forget
    Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes
    When I was deep in the MEMES
    Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes
    Kevin: Memes can also transmit
    Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes
    Kevin: From fashion
    Blade Wolf: Slave to my memes
    Kevin: To core progressions in music

    Raiden: Envy, greed
    Monsoon: Magnetic force!
    Raiden: Despair, memes
    Monsoon: Nature's force!

    Raiden: Envy, greed
    Monsoon: Too fast for that
    Raiden: Despair, memes
    Monsoon: Now there's a pretty meme

    Raiden: Envy, greed
    Raiden: How about full of shit?
    Raiden: Despair, memes
    Raiden: Is that a meme?

    Raiden: Envy, greed
    Monsoon: That's game over
    Raiden: Despair, memes
    Raiden: WHO DIES NEXT?

    Raiden: Envy, greed
    Raiden: You buy a shirt you like
    Raiden: Despair, memes
    Raiden: And put it on

    Raiden: Envy, greed
    Raiden: People see you wearing it
    Raiden: Despair, memes
    Raiden: Then buy it for themselves

    Raiden: Envy, greed
    Monsoon: Red phosphorus!
    Raiden: Despair, memes
    Monsoon: Infra-red is useless!

    Raiden: Envy, greed
    Monsoon: All memes
    Raiden: Despair, memes
    Monsoon: All passed along

    Raiden: Envy, greed
    Monsoon: Does it hurt?
    Raiden: Despair, memes
    Monsoon: The DNA of the soul

    Raiden: Envy, greed
    Monsoon: Free will is a myth
    Raiden: Despair, memes
    Monsoon: Religion is a joke

    Kevin: He went on to define memes as a different type of a self-replicating unit
    Even political expression, and just like normal genes, they replicate, they grow

    Kevin: But the way Dawkins put it? Memes can transmit worthless things
    Even the bad parts of a culture
    Fashion's one thing, but value-related memes can put huge restraints on people's lives
    For example, the idea that having lots of money is the ultimate goal, the thing we should all strive for
    You catch this money-worship meme, then not are you trying to get rich
    You're also spreading that idea to other people
    You have to
    And the really contagious memes can be even worse
    For example: revenge
    A guy sees his countrymen killed by terrorism, so he becomes a terrorist and retaliates
    It's an infinite loop

    Raiden: There's gotta be a way to break the cycle though

    Kevin: Dawkins wrote about that too, how we can rebel against our GENES and MEMES
    Once you're aware of your own memes, you can train yourself to identify and replicate the "good" ones...

    Raiden: And kill the bad ones

    Kevin: Right

    Senator Armstrong: If you're not with America
    You're against her
    Feel the wrath of the U S A!

    Senator Armstrong: Justice in the hands of the people
    Might makes right!

    Senator Armstrong: You know what? Fuck this

    Raiden: Your memes... end here!)
---
Track: Unintentional Touhou
Artists:
- Discfortune
Cover Artists:
- koykoy13
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Jhon
Duration: 3:04
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/unintentional-touhou
- https://youtu.be/feEbPDARLes
Referenced Tracks:
- Liquid Negrocity
- Oppa Toby Style
---
Track: SBOWBAN GLAMOUR
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
- Ngame
Cover Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Art Tags:
- Michael Guy Bowman
- Skaia
- Gate
Duration: 3:24
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sbowban-glamour
- https://youtu.be/Wj0JHwHZI44
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
- Death by Glamour
- Beta Version
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
Sampled Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
---
Track: Rising Echoes
Artists:
- Griever
Cover Artists:
- Griever
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Rose
Duration: 2:34
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rising-echoes
- https://youtu.be/mMjRrrDnGVc
Referenced Tracks:
- track:courage-jjba
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
Sampled Tracks:
- track:courage-jjba
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
---
Track: Moonslammer
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- DrWorm
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: 2:57
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonslammer
- https://youtu.be/eVxks2ZVWDw
Referenced Tracks:
- track:moonsetter
- track:sunslammer
---
Track: Anticipation
Directory: anticipation-volsx
Artists:
- No Funny Name
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: 5:35
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/anticipation
- https://youtu.be/cT0HPOfCqg8
Referenced Tracks:
- Creata
- Black Rose / Green Sun
- Snow halation
- Turn Down for What
- Hopes and Dreams
- Eternity Served Cold
- track:MeGaLoVania
Sampled Tracks:
- Creata
- Black Rose / Green Sun
- Snow halation
- Turn Down for What
- Hopes and Dreams
- Eternity Served Cold
- track:MeGaLoVania
---
Track: rubs juice
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- SlantedSlash
Cover Art Dimensions: 2040x1414
Art Tags:
- Rubs Juice
- Hrates Bocars
- Jhon
- Dabe
Duration: 1:33
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rubs-juice
- https://youtu.be/JIPQu2H-7KE
Referenced Tracks:
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
---
Track: derp waltz
Artists:
- Shwan
Cover Artists:
- artist:avocado-canmt
Art Tags:
- Michael Guy Bowman
- Toby Fox
Referenced Artworks:
- Dord Waltz (edit)
Duration: 1:42
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/derp-waltz
- https://youtu.be/s_JGjBUwt5c
Referenced Tracks:
- Dord Waltz
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
---
Track: NuTshacKoVania
Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Vriska
- Sans
- Skaia
Duration: 0:59
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/nutshackovania
- https://youtu.be/1ngcMG9y0bs
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- The Nutshack Intro
---
Track: cool and new community garden
Artists:
- cryptologicalMystic
Cover Artists:
- cryptologicalMystic
Art Tags:
- Skaia
- Prospit
- Derse
- Gate
Duration: 2:49
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/cool-and-new-community-garden
- https://youtu.be/cGxHW30b_qo
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
- The Beginning of Something Really Excellent
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- Explore
- Penumbra Phantasm
- Savior of the Dreaming Dead
- Cascade (Beta)
---
Track: Rainbow Jungle
Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Cover Art Dimensions: 1689x1690
Art Tags:
- Rose
Duration: 3:32
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/rainbow-jungle
- https://youtu.be/B8oalWhp_1o
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
- Rainbow Road (Super Mario Kart)
---
Track: Sweet Cravings and Pumpkin Jeff
Artists:
- '413'
Cover Artists:
- Minish
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Hella Jeff
- AH
- LoWaS
- Derse
- Skaia
Duration: 4:09
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sweet-cravings-and-pumpkin-jeff
- https://youtu.be/eivR5CjYgmQ
Referenced Tracks:
- Pumpkin Cravings
Sampled Tracks:
- Pumpkin Cravings
---
Track: Sarabande (Canon Edit)
Artists:
- goldcray
Cover Artists:
- artist:avocado-canmt
Art Tags:
- Michael Guy Bowman
- 'cw: blood'
Referenced Artworks:
- track:serenade-vol8 (edit)
Duration: 2:13
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sarabande-canon-edit
- https://youtu.be/ZfzDccnY3T4
Referenced Tracks:
- Sarabande
Sampled Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
- The Next Episode
---
Track: Regina Araneolus Canes
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Cover Artists:
- trip
Art Tags:
- Vriska
Duration: 3:41
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/regina-araneolus-canes
- https://youtu.be/3hri8woeFeo
Referenced Tracks:
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- English
- Spider's Claw
---
Track: The Ballad of Carnival Wilson
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: 1:15
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-carnival-wilson
- https://youtu.be/dfVNySdIF9c
Referenced Tracks:
- the original ass blast track - aka the full ballad of carnival wilson
Sampled Tracks:
- the original ass blast track - aka the full ballad of carnival wilson
Lyrics: |-
    Ass (honk)
    Blast (honk)
    USA (honk)
    Ass
    Blast
    Ass (honk)
    USA (honk)
    Blast
    Ass (honk)
    Ass Ass (honk)
    Blast (honk)
    US Blast (honk)
    Ass Ass
    Ass Ass Ass Ass (honk)
    Blast (honk)
    U (honk)
    S
    A (honk)
    USA (honk)
    Ass (honk)
    Blast (honk)
    Blast (honk)
    Ass (honk) Blast Blast
    USA
    (HONK)
---
Track: snoop checks his credit score
Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Artists:
- ft-rj
Duration: 2:40
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/snoop-checks-his-credit-score
- https://youtu.be/-psFwOdy2pM
Referenced Tracks:
- The Next Episode
Sampled Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
- The Next Episode
---
Track: Midnight Suffer
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- Horrorterrors
- Veil
Duration: 2:26
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/midnight-suffer
- https://soundcloud.com/maxy3/midnight-suffers
- https://youtu.be/6o4k1DzCn4Q
Referenced Tracks:
- track:the-ballad-of-jack-noir-original
Sampled Tracks:
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
Lyrics: |-
    (Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!)
---
Track: Artistic License - Gravity
Artists:
- cryptologicalMystic
Cover Artists:
- cryptologicalMystic
Art Tags:
- Green Sun
Duration: 1:42
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/artistic-license-gravity
- https://youtu.be/wnowfp9ziZ4
Referenced Tracks:
- cool and new community garden
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
- English
- Flare
---
Track: Takyonyk Ebonpyre
Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Art Dimensions: 1482x1411
Duration: 1:10
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/takyonyk-ebonpyre
- https://youtu.be/rZKSlT7L68I
Referenced Tracks:
- Takyon (Death Yon)
- Atomyk Ebonpyre
Sampled Tracks:
- Takyon (Death Yon)
- Atomyk Ebonpyre
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (Wiki editor, 11/20/2024)
    This track's artwork references Death Grips' album cover for "Exmilitary", which contains [[track:takyon-death-yon]].
    <img src="media/misc/exmilitary.jpg" width="150">
---
Track: Confliction
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Hecka Jef
Duration: 0:47
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/confliction
- https://youtu.be/TkMZ07ve3ls
Referenced Tracks:
- track:conflict
Commentary: |-
    <i>Difarem:</i>
    Confliction by Difarem is licensed under a cc-by-nc-sa Creative Commons License.
    <i>Makin:</i> (team manager)
    This is a jokey reference to the very insistent licensing of [[track:conflict]].
---
Track: Credit Shack
Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Artists:
- Toast
Art Tags:
- Michael Guy Bowman
Referenced Artworks:
- The Nutshack Intro (composition)
Duration: 1:16
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/credit-shack
- https://youtu.be/Y2PLyHXuXlI
Referenced Tracks:
- The Nutshack Intro
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
Sampled Tracks:
- Bowman's Credit Score
- The Nutshack Intro
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
Lyrics: |-
    (I'm thinking of a number) x32
    (Insert lyrics of [[track:the-nutshack-intro]] here)
    (Insert lyrics of [[track:gamebro-original-1990-mix]])
---
Track: Ultimate Amazing Serious Remix (Live Ressurection on Stage)
Artists:
- Double Hats Eyewear
Cover Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Cover Art Dimensions: 1901x1426
Art Tags:
- Jhon
- Hecka Jef
Duration: 2:18
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ultimate-amazing-serious-remix-live-ressurection-on-stage
- https://youtu.be/KmrEPRRdAwo
Referenced Tracks:
- Savior of the Dreaming Dead
- Never Gonna Give You Up
Sampled Tracks:
- Savior of the Dreaming Dead
# - Frankenstein (1931)
- Never Gonna Give You Up
---
Track: Fresh Jimmy's Fresh Beatz
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- artist:avocado-canmt
- Wheals
Art Tags:
- Fresh Jimmy
Duration: 0:53
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/fresh-jimmys-fresh-beatz
---
Track: A Crowd Can't Touch This
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- artist:avocado-canmt
Duration: 4:16
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/a-crowd-cant-touch-this
- https://youtu.be/hCeMkmJ9hkc
Referenced Tracks:
- Three's a Crowd
- U Can't Touch This
Sampled Tracks:
- Three's a Crowd
- U Can't Touch This
Lyrics: |-
    (See lyrics for [[track:u-cant-touch-this]])
---
Track: I'M THINKING OF A FUSION
Artists:
- MoreEpicThanYou747
Cover Artists:
- MoreEpicThanYou747
Duration: 2:51
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/im-thinking-of-a-fusion
- https://youtu.be/qxI2vlzUDQE
Referenced Tracks:
- Stronger Than You
Sampled Tracks:
- Stronger Than You (Instrumental)
- Bowman's Credit Score
- Michael Bowman Remix
---
Track: 'Black Showtime: Revelovania'
Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Cover Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Sans
- John
- Jack Noir
Duration: 2:26
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/black-showtime-revelovania
- https://youtu.be/n5n2Q1Dvxzc
Referenced Tracks:
- Revelawesome
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- track:liquid-negrocity
- track:MeGaLoVania
---
Track: Salt
Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Cool and New Music Team
- AH
Duration: 3:44
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/salt
- https://youtu.be/mf_CWzQXG9k
Referenced Tracks:
- Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap
Sampled Tracks:
- Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap
Lyrics: |-
    I'm /u/Makinporing
    I created /r/homestuck
    I can't tell if this is a shitpost or not
    Beware of the man who speaks in hands
    People don't want to think about Rose after the way her drunk arc was resolved
    (unintelligible) to the point where both of them were able to assign themselves one
    (unintelligible) Where is Terepy?
    Just me with certainty what happened
    Where are Jake's, Jane's character development, or anyone that isn't John or a Strider
    Last time I went to the /r/undertale Discord everyone was really mean to me
    There were a couple of awful mods, long sets of rules, the moment you stepped out of line, banned
    They probably want (unintelligible)
    I get what you mean now
    (unintelligible)
    (unintelligible)
    Someone should make a compelling
    (unintelligible)
    Some things aren't, I'm thinking if something accidentally gets black paint all over it is objectively ruined
    And similarly external, videogame-related circumstances can ruin a webcomic from the outside
    In a way that is obvious to most people once they notice
    Of course, people can like it despite that, but they'll know they like it despite the flaws, not continue thinking
    (unintelligible)
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (team manager)
    I'm pretty sure this is a bunch of TTS'd posts of my old Reddit account where I talked about the end of Homestuck.
---
Track: roze da detepktib
Artists:
- Private I.
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Rose
Duration: 0:42
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/roze-da-detepktib
- https://youtu.be/fn8ookJTjL8
Referenced Tracks:
- Aggrieve
---
Track: Bolero Served Cold
Artists:
- MBI
Cover Artists:
- Minish
Art Tags:
- WV
- Jhon
Duration: 0:25
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bolero-served-cold
- https://youtu.be/rlHMwiG4YjI
Referenced Tracks:
- Eternity Served Cold
- Bolero of Fire
---
Track: Garden of Cool and New
Artists:
- BitesizeBird
Cover Artists:
- groeuf
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Michael Guy Bowman
- Vriska
- Dabe
- John
- Terezi
- Terexi
- Jaed
- Swet Bro
- LoWaS
- Jack Noir
Duration: 13:02
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/garden-of-cool-and-new
- https://youtu.be/RieGQUhagPc
Referenced Tracks:
- track:cascante
- Fruity Pebbles Jingle
- track:archagent-everlasting
- Unity of Thorns
- Penumbra Phantasm
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Meet the Flintstones
- Fighting Spirit
- track:terexi
- Tick
- Tock
- Lord Spanish
- don't hug me i'm flared
- track:MeGaLoVania
- The Will to Fight Further [Denizen Strife]
- Sweet Bro Theme Song
- Conflict?
- Bowmanquest
- '((S) Dabe: Acellerate'
- The Baby is You
- Madame Controversielle
- Adventure Into The Unknown
- Smackdown
- track:umbrella-tomato
- 'Deaf Injustice: Ignoration!!'
- track:timestop
- Tick Tock Comes the Bad Wolf
---
Track: the maymay sonb
Artists:
- Kusoro
Cover Artists:
- artist:avocado-canmt
Art Tags:
- Ruined Earth
Referenced Artworks:
- Explore (composition)
Duration: 0:56
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-maymay-sonb
- https://youtu.be/Qn-kWh1VzC0
Referenced Tracks:
- Explore
---
Track: Sburban Ascension
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Cover Artists:
- artist:avocado-canmt
Art Tags:
- John
Duration: 2:54
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-ascension
- https://youtu.be/IOAKRSq-MiQ
Referenced Tracks:
- Sburban Jungle
- Another Jungle
- Homestuck Anthem
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Skies of Skaia
---
Track: Bleep (dodecaphonic remix)
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- XenoZane
Art Tags:
- Toby Fox
- Michael Guy Bowman
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: 0:24
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bleep-dodecaphonic-remix
- https://youtu.be/9zbkJKXrc0Y
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (team manager)
    There's a borderline reference to the lone 'Bleep' chord in [[artist:michael-guy-bowman|Michael Bowman]]'s' [radiation is now on youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA9uy3KdeEU) video.
---
Track: iran knight (meme dumpverizon)
Artists:
- Griever
Cover Artists:
- XenoZane
Art Tags:
- Karkat
Referenced Artworks:
- Iron Knight (edit)
Duration: 4:07
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/iran-knight-meme-dumpverizon
- https://youtu.be/ZmRVnau06YY
Referenced Tracks:
- Iron Knight
- Snow halation
Sampled Tracks:
- Iron Knight
- Karkalicious
# - I Can't Believe You've Done This
- The Time Is Now
# - WOMBO COMBO
# - SpongeBob SquarePants
# - Sony's 2006 E3 Presentation
- The Next Episode
- Snow halation
# - Shrek 2
# - Spy Kids 2
# - Jontron "Fool me once, I'm mad" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LIC8r9zf0U
# - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
- Bowman's Credit Score
- The Nutshack Intro
# - The Office
- DK Rap
# - Code Geass Abridged
Lyrics: |-
    Karkalicious, Karkalicious (x4)
    Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this (Karkalicious, Karkalicious)
    Karkalicious, Karkalicious (x4)

    AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
    SpongeBob: This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is advanced darkness

    Kaz Hirai: Ah, thank you to [unintelligible] based on japanese history
    Ridge Racer!
    [Smoke weed everyday]
    It's also based on famous battles
    Ridge Racer!
    Riiidge Racer!
    [unintelligible] Giant enemy crab
    [unintelligible] And you attack its weak point for massive damage
    599 US Dollars
    599 US Dollars
    (slowed down) 599 US Dollars

    Todokete (<i>Ring out</i>)
    Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation"? (<i>Shall I name this heart-rending pain "Snow halation"?</i>)
    Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni (<i>I can't wait for our feelings to resonate</i>)
    Kuyashii kedo suki tte junjou (<i>It's frustrating, but it's a pure-hearted devotion called love</i>)

    Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab?
    Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
    Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab?
    Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
    Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab?
    Patrick: No, this is Patrick! I'm not the Krusty Krab...

    Binetsu no naka tameratte mo dame da ne (<i>Even in this mild fever, I can't hesitate</i>)
    Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start! (<i>I'll accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!</i>)

    Shrek: Taut Round Buttocks?

    Steve Buscemi: Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what's he's created?

    Jontron: Fool me once? I'm mad. Fool me twice? How could you? Fool me three times? Okay you're officially that guy, you know the one.

    Shrek: Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
    Donkey: They stink?
    Shrek: Yes. No.
    Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
    Shrek: No.
    Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
    Shrek: No. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
    Donkey: Oh, you both have layers.

    [MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA]
    Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this
    [ORA ORA ORA ORA]

    Michael Bowman: I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks, you know what it is? It's [the Nutshack]
    Michael Scott: NO, GOD, OH PLEASE NO [It's the nutshack]
    Michael Scott: NO, NO, NOOOOO [IT'S FINALLY BACK, PERFORMING FOR YOU]
    Monsoon: Free will is a myth
    Monsoon: Religion is a joke

    Lelouch: Hello?
    Suzaku: Hey, what's up?
    Lelouch: I need your help. Can you come here?
    Suzaku: I can't. I'm buying clothes.
    Lelouch: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
    Suzaku: I can't find them.
    Lelouch: ...What do you mean you can't find them?
    Suzaku: I can't find them. There's only soup.
    Lelouch: What do you mean "there's only soup"?
    Suzaku: It means there's only soup.
    Lelouch: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
    Suzaku: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!
    Suzaku: There's more soup!
    Lelouch: What do you mean "there's more soup"?!
    Suzaku: There's just more soup!
    Lelouch: Go into the next aisle!
    Suzaku: There's still soup!
    Lelouch: Where are you right now?!
    Suzaku: I'm at soup!
    Lelouch: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?!
    Suzaku: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
    Lelouch: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
    Suzaku: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
    Lelouch: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
    Suzaku: FUCK YOU!
---
Track: Crystal Meth The Queen
Artists:
- Shwan
Cover Artists:
- DrWorm
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Jaed
- Beq
Duration: 2:32
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/crystal-meth-the-queen
- https://youtu.be/TJJYubqL_ts
Referenced Tracks:
- Crystamanthequins
- Doctor
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
---
Track: Afraid of the Spaghettio
Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Cover Art Dimensions: 1656x1403
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Michael Guy Bowman
Referenced Artworks:
- Afraid of the Darko (minor edit)
Duration: 2:54
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/afraid-of-the-spaghettio
- https://youtu.be/yvU5gLY3GGw
Referenced Tracks:
- Afraid of the Darko
- Aggrieve
Sampled Tracks:
- Afraid of the Darko
- Aggrieve
# - Bumper to Bumper
Lyrics: |-
    Hello, welcome back to Bumper to Bumper, Bumper to Bumper
    Boy Marvin, you really put the broth back in broth back in broth back in broth back in brother
    Fred, you're going to have to speak up, I'm currently eating soup off of the floor
    My-- my brother!

    BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs

    Tell us your problem

    BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...[continues for 50 seconds]
    ...s

    BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs
---
Track: clockwerk sorrye
Artists:
- Shwan
Cover Artists:
- artist:avocado-canmt
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Lil Cal
Duration: 2:16
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/clockwerk-sorrye
- https://youtu.be/G2TeAEaRuY4
Referenced Tracks:
- Clockwork Sorrow
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
---
Track: Descend (Revised Edition)
Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Artists:
- ft-rj
Art Tags:
- Trolls' Meteor
Duration: 4:11
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/descend-revised-edition
- https://youtu.be/Ga-3mkykyy8
Referenced Tracks:
- Descend
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- Yo Home to Bel-Air
- MEME MACHINE
- Careless Whisper
- Nigga Nigga Nigga
- Megalo Strike Back
- Meet the Flintstones
- All Star
- FUCK YOU
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
- Gangnam Style
- Takyon (Death Yon)
- Lose Yourself
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Bassline Junkie
- One Pound Fish
- track:whales-hail-mary-mallons
- The Nutshack Intro
- track:bonfire-childish-gambino
- Crank That
- Snow halation
Sampled Tracks:
- Descend
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- Yo Home to Bel-Air
- MEME MACHINE
- Careless Whisper
# - Ni**a Ni**a Ni**a
- Megalo Strike Back
- Meet the Flintstones
- All Star
- FUCK YOU
- X Gon' Give It to Ya
- Gangnam Style
- Takyon (Death Yon)
- Lose Yourself
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Bassline Junkie
- One Pound Fish
- track:whales-hail-mary-mallons
- The Nutshack Intro
- track:bonfire-childish-gambino
- Crank That
- Bowman's Credit Score
# - Vinesauce Joel reacts to GRAND DAD
# - Terry Crews Old Spice Commercials
---
Track: waste of a track slot
Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Vriska
- Dabe
Duration: 6:09
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/waste-of-a-track-slot
- https://youtu.be/CvtLNkxeYKY
Referenced Tracks:
- 'BL1ND JUST1C3 : 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !!'
- Sburban Jungle
- Crystamanthequins
- track:MeGaLoVania
- Upward Movement (Dave Owns)
---
Track: Extraterrestrial Flare
Artists:
- MoreEpicThanYou747
Cover Artists:
- Skyplayer
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Dirk
- Caliborn
- Green Sun
Duration: 3:04
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/extraterrestrial-flare
- https://youtu.be/-L_KNGi6OuU
Referenced Tracks:
- E.T.
- Flare
Lyrics: |-
    You're so hypnotizing
    Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel?
    Your touch, magnetizing
    Feels like I am floating, leaves my body glowing
    They say, "Be afraid"
    You're not like the others, futuristic lover
    Different DNA
    They don't understand you

    You're from a whole 'nother world
    A different dimension
    You open my eyes
    And I'm ready to go, lead me into the light

    Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
    Infect me with your lovin', fill me with your poison
    Take me, ta-ta-take me
    Wanna be a victim, ready for abduction
    Boy, you're an alien
    Your touch, so foreign
    It's supernatural
    Extraterrestrial

    You're so supersonic
    Wanna feel your powers, stun me with your lasers
    Your kiss is cosmic
    Every move is magic

    You're from a whole 'nother world
    A different dimension
    You open my eyes
    And I'm ready to go, lead me into the light

    Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
    Infect me with your lovin', fill me with your poison
    Take me, ta-ta-take me
    Wanna be a victim, ready for abduction
    Boy, you're an alien
    Your touch, so foreign
    It's supernatural
    Extraterrestrial
---
Track: desscend
Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Artists:
- ft-rj
Cover Art Dimensions: 1880x1410
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Underlings
- Hella Jeff
Duration: 2:31
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/desscend
- https://youtu.be/6TPt9U2JCZY
Referenced Tracks:
- Descend
---
Track: Monsoonsetter
Artists:
- loading
Cover Artists:
- miraculousAvantgarde
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Cover Art Dimensions: 1464x1413
Art Tags:
- Dirk
- John
- Rose
- Dave
- Jade
- Squiddles
- Skaia
Referenced Artworks:
- Homestuck Vol. 5 (minor edit)
- Moonsetter (minor edit)
Duration: 1:45
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/monsoonsetter
- https://youtu.be/cJEQ-rZh97U
Referenced Tracks:
- track:moonsetter
- Sunsetter
Sampled Tracks:
- track:moonsetter
- Sunsetter
---
Track: Sunsweater
Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Dabe
Duration: 3:03
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/sunsweater
- https://youtu.be/a4XzUzbwbrg
Referenced Tracks:
- Sunsetter
- track:sunslammer
---
Track: VriSKA
Artists:
- Wights End
Cover Artists:
- trip
Art Tags:
- Vriska
Duration: 1:07
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/vriska
- https://youtu.be/Vci_jrXgOmE
Referenced Tracks:
- Spider's Claw
---
Track: Damara's Credit Score
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- artist:avocado-canmt
Art Tags:
- Damara
Duration: 2:04
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/damaras-credit-score
- https://youtu.be/ifXRlSFYOB8
Commentary: |-
    <i>Makin:</i> (team manager)
    This is obviously a reference to [[track:bowmans-credit-score|Bowman's Credit Score]], run through Google Translate.
---
Track: Pypes
Artists:
- Discfortune
Cover Artists:
- VulkanShawl
Art Tags:
- Terezi
- Alternia
Duration: 0:41
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/pypes
- https://youtu.be/VWHMyaij-eo
Referenced Tracks:
- Superman Theme
- The Lemonsnout Turnabout
---
Track: Droogtime
Artists:
- Wheals
Cover Artists:
- CreatorOfJanespeak
Cover Art Dimensions: 1404x1410
Art Tags:
- Dacronian Dignity
Duration: 1:33
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/droogtime
- https://youtu.be/ftWd5ljKGgo
---
Track: ass well as yellow!
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
- 'cw: blood'
Duration: 1:06
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ass-well-as-yellow
- https://youtu.be/d85qXi2Y-lg
Referenced Tracks:
- The Simpsons Theme
- Black
- track:im-a-member-of-the-midnight-crew
---
Track: The Death of Dirk Strider
Artists:
- Pipko Fanfare
Cover Artists:
- Gnawms
Art Tags:
- Dirk
Duration: 1:38
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/the-death-of-dirk-strider
- https://youtu.be/3f8xwd6l3BA
Referenced Tracks:
- Oppa Toby Style
- Hide And Seek
Sampled Tracks:
- Oppa Toby Style
- Hide And Seek
---
Track: Griever's Last 「Stand」
Artists:
- nunndoes
Cover Artists:
- jakkyr
Art Tags:
- MSPA Reader
Referenced Artworks:
- Snow halation (minor edit)
Duration: 2:32
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/grievers-last-stand
- https://youtu.be/IjTg6JGz5Lc
Referenced Tracks:
- Snow halation
- Roundabout
Sampled Tracks:
- Snow halation
- Roundabout
Lyrics: |-
    I made this comic called Jojostuck

    Have you read Jojostuck yet?
    You should read Jojostuck!

    You should read it
    Jojostuck
    Jojostuck

    Read [JOJOSTUCK]
    Lerolerolerolerolero
    Lerolerolerolerolero

    [MUDA MUDA MUDA]
    Kono Dio da!

    Wryyyyyyyyyyyyy

    Wryyyyyyyyyyyyy

    [ORA ORA ORA]

    You should read it
    [ORA ORA ORA]

    You should read Jojostuck!
    You should read Jojostuck!

    Have you read

    Jo jo stuck?
    Jojostuck?
    Jojostuck?

    Have you read...?
---
Track: Flare shoved through a percussion soundfont
Artists:
- No Funny Name
Cover Artists:
- CreatorOfJanespeak
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
Duration: 2:55
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/flare-shoved-through-a-percussion-soundfont
- https://youtu.be/EYjIDx1nqyo
Referenced Tracks:
- Flare
---
Track: Climbing Endlessly
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Dabe
Duration: 1:12
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/climbing-endlessly
- https://youtu.be/wsnACFc_GMk
Referenced Tracks:
- Endless Climb
Sampled Tracks:
- Endless Climb
---
Track: Even in face
Artists:
- Shwan
Cover Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Rose
- Jhon
Duration: 2:00
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/even-in-face
- https://youtu.be/qFhCt31vlPo
Referenced Tracks:
- Even in Death
Sampled Tracks:
- Even in Death
# - YMS: Cool Cat Saves the Kids
- Bowman's Credit Score
Lyrics: |-
    Did you see that?
    That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (x4)
    That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (DERE HE IS) (x4)

    That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (x4)
    That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (DERE HE IS) (x4)

    That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (x4)
    That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (DERE HE IS) (x4)

    ('tween my buttocks.
    It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and the number is between my buttocks.
    The number is seven hundred and twenty.
    But do you know what number I'm thinking of?
    I'm thinking of a number between my buttocks.
    It happens to be between four fifty and eight fifty, and it could save me a lot of money the higher it is.
    Fortunately that number is seven hundred and twenty, which is a number between four fifty and eight fifty.
    This number between four fifty and eight fifty happens to be between my buttocks)

    That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (x4)
    That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face! (DERE HE IS) (x4) (repeats til end of track)
---
Track: 'Trumpets 2: Boogyloo'
Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Artists:
- GoomFloops
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: 2:18
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/trumpets-2-boogyloo
- https://youtu.be/Xru5Ng8Q8r8
Referenced Tracks:
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
---
Track: Crystalmegamix
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- CreatorOfJanespeak
Art Tags:
- Aradia
- Vriska
- LoMaT
Duration: 3:37
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/crystalmegamix
- https://youtu.be/-2_dBAz2S3A
Referenced Tracks:
- Crystalanthemums
- Crystamanthequins
- Crystalanthology
- Crystalmethequins
Sampled Tracks:
- Crystalanthemums
- Crystamanthequins
- Crystalanthology
- Crystalmethequins
---
Track: Moonforgiver
Artists:
- TirantBacon
Cover Artists:
- artist:avocado-canmt
Art Tags:
- Dirk
- Jhon
- Dabe
- Dadd
- Earth
Referenced Artworks:
- Moonsetter (composition)
Duration: 3:21
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/moonforgiver
- https://youtu.be/8Bm6UbrOlHE
Referenced Tracks:
- track:moonsetter
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
---
Track: ruinds (with strigns)
Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Cover Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Sweet Bro
Duration: 2:06
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ruinds-with-strigns
- https://youtu.be/paKJ-Hxoij0
Referenced Tracks:
- Ruins (With Strings)
Sampled Tracks:
- Ruins (With Strings)
---
Track: ruinds (with out strigns)
Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Cover Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Art Tags:
- Dabe
- Jhon
- Sans
Duration: 2:52
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ruinds-with-out-strigns
- https://youtu.be/Zja6bCp10Z0
Referenced Tracks:
- Ruins (With Strings)
Sampled Tracks:
- Ruins (With Strings)
---
Track: ruinds (with out ruinds)
Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Cover Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Duration: 2:52
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ruinds-with-out-ruinds
- https://youtu.be/sxpjIvylUmo
---
Track: Tick Tock (feat. Lord Engli$h)
Directory: tick-tock-feat-lord-english
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- bobthetacocat
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Lord English
Duration: 1:20
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/tick-tock-feat-lord-engli-h
- https://youtu.be/n14Yk84lU4k
Referenced Tracks:
- TiK ToK
- clonck effect
Sampled Tracks:
- TiK ToK
- clonck effect
Lyrics: |-
    Ain't got no money in my pocket but I'm already here (already here)
---
Track: Ke$haLoVania
Directory: keshalovania
Artists:
- yazshu
Cover Artists:
- yazshu
Art Tags:
- Sans
- Vriska
Duration: 3:25
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/ke-halovania
- https://youtu.be/74ctJYRG2Kw
Referenced Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- TiK ToK
Sampled Tracks:
- track:MeGaLoVania
- TiK ToK
Lyrics: |-
    Wake up in the morning feelin' like P. Diddy (Hey. What up, girl?)
    Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
    Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
    'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

    I'm talkin' pedicure on our toes, toes
    Tryin' on all our clothes, clothes
    Boys blowin' up our phones, phones
    Drop-toppin', playin' our favorite CDs
    Pullin' up to the parties
    Tryna get a little bit tipsy

    Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up
    Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight
    Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no
    Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh
    Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up
    Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight
    Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no
    Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh

    Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer
    Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
    And now the dudes are linin' up, 'cause they hear we got swagger
    But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

    I'm talkin' 'bout everybody gettin' crunk, crunk
    Boys tryna touch my junk, junk
    Gonna smack him if he gettin' too drunk, drunk
    No-now we go until they kick us out, out or the police shut us down, down
    Police shut us down, down, po-po shut us down

    Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up
    Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight
    Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no
    Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh
    Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up
    Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight
    Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no
    Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh

    (DJ) You build me up, you break me down
    My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me
    With my hands up, you got me now
    You got that sound, yeah, you got me
    (DJ) You build me up, you break me down
    My heart, it pounds, yeah, you got me
    With my hands up, put your hands up
    Put your hands up

    Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in

    Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up
    Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight
    Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no
    Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh
    Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up
    Tonight, I'ma fight 'til we see the sunlight
    Tick tock on the clock, but the party don't stop, no
    Oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh
---
Track: BG'OGUBMOM'IBULSPRITE
Artists:
- Interrobang
Cover Artists:
- VasTheShaman
Art Tags:
- Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite
- Rose
Duration: 1:05
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bgogubmomibulsprite
- https://youtu.be/iyzqRRgfths
Referenced Tracks:
- Battle Against an Unfathomable Enemy
- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse
---
Track: H
Artists:
- o
Cover Artists:
- o
Duration: 4:33
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/h
- https://youtu.be/GM0wFYG4kQM
Referenced Tracks:
- Overture (Canon Edit)
- English
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
Sampled Tracks:
- Overture (Canon Edit)
- English
---
Track: AAAAAAAAAAAAA Canon remix (not actually cannon though)
Artists:
- o
Cover Artists:
- artist:avocado-canmt
Duration: 1:00
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/aaaaaaaaaaaaa-canon-remix-not-actually-cannon-though
- https://youtu.be/DCccSlXD8gg
Referenced Tracks:
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
---
Track: ANIME THEORY
Artists:
- Makin
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Referenced Artworks:
- The Nutshack Intro (edit)
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Duration: 1:07
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/anime-theory
- https://youtu.be/px-H4MTSWxo
Referenced Tracks:
- track:conflict
- The Nutshack Intro
Sampled Tracks:
- track:conflict
- The Nutshack Intro
---
Track: (Not a) Beefucker
Artists:
- Griffington
Cover Artists:
- artist:avocado-canmt
Art Tags:
- Squiddles
- Skaia
Referenced Artworks:
- Homestuck Vol. 5 (minor edit)
Duration: 2:23
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/not-a-beefucker
- https://youtu.be/cfnq49l9PFk
Referenced Tracks:
- Sunsetter
---
Track: Through the Irons and the Knights
Artists:
- Wights End
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- groeuf
Duration: 3:17
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/through-the-irons-and-the-knights
- https://youtu.be/96InF2Sfyhg
Referenced Tracks:
- Through the Iron and the Knights (Original Version)
Sampled Tracks:
- Through the Iron and the Knights (Original Version)
Lyrics: |-
    On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light
    In flames of death's eternal reign we ride towards the fight
    When the darkness has fallen down, and the times are tough all right
    The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight

    Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel, through the wastelands evermore
    The scattered souls will feel the hell bodies wasted on the shores
    On the blackest plains in hell's domain, we watch them as they go
    In fire and pain, now once again we know

    So now we fly ever free
    We're free before the thunderstorm
    On towards the wilderness our quest carries on
    Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight
    Deep inside our hearts and all our souls

    So far away we wait for the day
    For the lives all so wasted and gone
    We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
    Through the fire and the flames we carry on

    As the red day is dawning
    And the lightning cracks the sky
    They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
    With resentment to their eyes
    Running back through the mid-morning light
    There's a burning in my heart
    We're banished from a time in a fallen land
    To a life beyond the stars

    In your darkest dreams see to believe
    Our destiny this time
    And endlessly we'll all be free tonight

    And on the wings of a dream, so far beyond reality
    All alone in desperation, now the time has gone
    Lost inside you'll never find, lost within my own mind
    Day after day this misery must go on

    So far away we wait for the day
    For the lives all so wasted and gone
    We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
    Through the fire and the flames we carry on

    Now here we stand with their blood on our hands
    We fought so hard now can we understand
    I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can
    For freedom of every man

    So far away we wait for the day
    For the lives all so wasted and gone
    We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
    Through the fire and the flames we carry on
---
Track: Doctor chan
Artists:
- Difarem
Cover Artists:
- artist:avocado-canmt
Art Tags:
- LoWaS
Referenced Artworks:
- Doctor (edit)
Duration: 0:48
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-chan
- https://youtu.be/ha5JzwFsHHY
Referenced Tracks:
- Doctor chan (unfucked)
Sampled Tracks:
- Doctor chan (unfucked)
---
Track: Flagrievance for Jasprawesome (with terexi)
Artists:
- Shwan
Cover Artists:
- artist:avocado-canmt
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Jaspers
- Green Sun
- Terexi
Duration: 2:57
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/flagrievance-for-jasprawesome-with-terexi
- https://youtu.be/HniQFsdXXpI
Referenced Tracks:
- Chorale for Jaspers
- Flare
- Aggrievance
- Revelawesome
- track:terexi
Sampled Tracks:
- Chorale for Jaspers
- Flare
- Aggrievance
- Revelawesome
- track:terexi
---
Track: Bro - Gameabout
Artists:
- olkiswerve
Cover Artists:
- olkiswerve
Art Tags:
- Skaia
Duration: 2:40
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/bro-gameabout
- https://youtu.be/2udTYo241Pc
Referenced Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
- Roundabout
Sampled Tracks:
- GameBro (Original 1990 Mix)
Lyrics: |-
    Alright bros, are you ready?
    It's time for the one, the only, GameBro!
    He's coming to your screen straight from the magazine
    The mix meister of Master Swords and mushrooms
    Are you sure you're ready for this?
    Well come on, get ready, get set, and here we go

    The GameBro is here and he's got the games
    All you other lamebrainers better feel the shame
    He can bend the rules, he's too cool for school
    And he's got just a few cheat codes for you
    There ain't nothing that'll ever hold this bad boy down
    That hat that he's wearing's like his personal crown
    He's got every game beat and skills that sweet
    But if you want in his crew, you gotta be elite

    You've gotta be on the spot, on the dot, we're just saying
    You've gotta be ready to go, if you're too slow, thanks for playing
    You've gotta know where it's at, who's at bat, and if you don't, then
    Well, then, you'll know just who to call

    It's GameBro!
    When you're out of quarters, he's got your back
    He never ever betray you, man, that's a fact
    Yo, he's your best friend, and never foe
    So, come on, and let's go!

    Alright!
---
Track: Twenty Fifth of October V2
Artists:
- Cecily Renns
Cover Artists:
- imnotglasses
Art Tags:
- Rubs Juice
- Cans
- Hella Jeff
Duration: 5:22
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/twenty-fifth-of-october-v2
- https://youtu.be/chlepbcz4QQ
Referenced Tracks:
- October
- Showtime (Piano Refrain)
- Gardener
- Aggrieve
- Cascade (Beta)
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
---
Track: Eternal Torment of the Casino Dweller
Artists:
- CogentInvalid
Cover Artists:
- Minkt
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
Duration: 2:54
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/eternal-torment-of-the-casino-dweller
- https://youtu.be/4Ku1iP6WRBg
Referenced Tracks:
- track:three-in-the-morning-rj
Sampled Tracks:
- track:three-in-the-morning-rj
---
Track: Apex Predator
Artists:
- Griever
Cover Artists:
- Griever
Art Tags:
- Nepeta
- 'cw: blood'
Duration: 5:56
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/apex-predator
- https://youtu.be/gnHXsDeyq9E
Referenced Tracks:
- Olive Rogue
- Maybe I'm a Lion
- Walls Covered In Blood
- Hardchorale
- Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!
- Serenade
Sampled Tracks:
- Olive Rogue
- Maybe I'm a Lion
- Walls Covered In Blood
- Hardchorale
- Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!
- Serenade
Lyrics: |-
    Maybe I'm a Lion
    MEOOOOOOOOWWWW

    MEOOOOOOOOWWWW

    MEOOOOOOOOWWWW

    MEOOOOOOOOWWWW

    MEOOOOOOOOWWWW

    MEOOOO-MEOOOOO-MEOOOOO-MEOOOOOOOOWWWWOOOWWWW
    MEOOOO-MEOOOOO-MEOOOOO-MEOOOOOOOOWWWWOOOWWWW

    Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
    Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
    Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya...

    MEOOOOOOOOWWWW
    MEOOOOOOOOWWWW
    MEOOOOOOOOWWWW
    MEOOOOOOOOWWWW
---
Track: CANWCade (Alpha Mix)
Artists:
- Hadron
Cover Artists:
- Hadron
Art Tags:
- Jhon
Duration: 3:10
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/canwcade-alpha-mix
- https://youtu.be/o_dWVeQbFUo
Referenced Tracks:
- Cascade (Beta)
- Meet the Flintstones
- Snow halation
- The Nutshack Intro
---
Track: Harmonize
Directory: harmonize-canmt
Always Reference By Directory: true
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Artists:
- jakkyr
Art Tags:
- John
- Rose
- Dave
- Jade
- Jack Noir
- Roxy
- Hrates Bocars
- Dacronian Dignity
- Rubs Juice
- Germy
- Vriska
- Terezi
- Dirk
- Horses
- Derse
- Skaia
Referenced Artworks:
- track:black (minor edit)
- Archagent Everlasting (minor edit)
- Homestuck Vol. 5 (minor edit)
- licord nacrasty (minor edit)
- Tock (minor edit)
- track:oppa-toby-style (minor edit)
- Madame Controversielle (minor edit)
- References: 'Deaf Injustice: Ignoration!!' 
  Annotation: minor edit
- Dr. Pepper (minor edit)
- Sburban Jungle (minor edit)
- Another Jungle (minor edit)
Duration: 5:55
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/harmonize
- https://youtu.be/w0_Fxg-CQSw
Referenced Tracks:
- track:jungle-3
- Tock
- track:archagent-everlasting
- licord nacrasty
- Black
- Sburban Jungle
- CONTACT
- Descend
- track:dr-pepper
- Ruins (With Strings)
- 'Deaf Injustice: Ignoration!!'
- Oppa Toby Style
- Madame Controversielle
- Moshi Moshi?
- o
---
Track: Dæscend
Directory: daescend
Artists:
- loading
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Hecka Jef
- Prospit
- Skaia
Referenced Artworks:
- Core of Darkness (composition)
Duration: 4:25
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/d-scend
- https://youtu.be/HrJAOV16tEk
Referenced Tracks:
- Descend
---
Track: W H A T T I C K I N G
Directory: whatticking
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- Shadok
Art Tags:
- Felt Mansion
Duration: 1:34
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/w-h-a-t-t-i-c-k-i-n-g
- https://youtu.be/hOuJ7cxOIyY
Referenced Tracks:
- Tick
- Tock
- Non Compos Mentis
---
Track: wano_vo_tse_1.wav
Directory: wano-vo-tse-1-wav
Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Artists:
- artist:kobacat
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Jack Noir
Duration: 1:20
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/wano-vo-tse-1-wav
- https://youtu.be/YusWIjbYWvI
Referenced Tracks:
- We Are Number One
- This Saturnine Existence
- All We're Gonna Get
Sampled Tracks:
- We Are Number One
Lyrics: |-
    Hey!
    Hey!
    [We are number one, Hey!]
    We are number one, Hey!

    Now listen closely
    Here's a little lesson in trickery
    This is going down in history
    If you wanna be a villain number one
    You have to chase a superhero on the run

    Just follow my moves, and sneak around
    Be careful not to make a sound
    (Shh!)
    (No, don't touch that!)

    Now look at this net, that I just found
    When I say go, be ready to throw
    Go!
    Throw it at him, not me!
    Ugh, let's try something else

    Just sneak about, with graceful skill
    Now stay absolutely still!
    No!

    Babababababababa we are number one!
    We are number one!
    Hey!
---
Track: 26x SHOWDOWN COMBO
Artists:
- cookiefonster
Cover Artists:
- artist:avocado-canmt
Art Tags:
- Rose's mom
- Dirk
- Roxy
- Dave
- John
- Rose
- Jade
- Jack Noir
- Lil Cal
- Aradia
- Rose
- BK
- Becquerel
- Karkat
- Terezi
- Squarewave
- Sawtooth
- HB
- DD
- CD
- Caliborn
- Imperial Drones
- Squiddles
- Green Sun
- Alternia
- Battlefield
- Earth
- LoHaC
- LoLaR
- LoPaH
- Trolls' Meteor
- Skaia
- Cats
- Horses
- Reckoning
Duration: 4:27
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/26x-showdown-combo
- https://youtu.be/9Oq-TUCGyHk
Referenced Tracks:
- RollerCoaster Tycoon Theme
- Crustacean
- track:sunslammer
- track:frost-vol6
- Negastrife
- Beatdown (Strider Style)
- psych0ruins
- Endless Climb
- Horschestra
- Another Jungle
- Time on My Side
- Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)
- Eternity Served Cold
- Cascade (Beta)
- Let's All Rock the Heist
- Heir Conditioning
- track:moonsetter
- Anbroids
- Chorale for Jaspers
- Harlequin
- Despot
- Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse
- Rex Duodecim Angelus
- Theme
- Courser
- Snow halation
---
Track: o
Artists:
- MrCheeze
Cover Artists:
- Makin
Cover Art File Extension: jpg
Art Tags:
- Doc Scratch
Duration: 5:52
URLs:
- https://coolandnewwebcomic.bandcamp.com/track/o-2
- https://youtu.be/K9ToYF6ujA8
Referenced Tracks:
- Sweet Bro Theme Song
- English
- Showtime (Original Mix)
- Malediction
- Fighting Spirit
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- Explore
- track:daescend
- Virgin Orb
- Holy Ruins
- Teal Hunter
- Anbroids
- Art of the Dress
- track:lets-read-a-webcomic
- Rex Mille Geromius
# Sampled Tracks:
# - The Legend of Zelda
